Oxymorons of 2007

OXYMORONS FOR 2007

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7 . Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote contro l when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

Drop Dead Georgous?

This is also a common phrase I hear. hmmm Drop Dead Georgous? well in my opinion that could mean many things but I am going to stick to two basic ideas for all of you who arent twisted like gumbee. So... drop dead georgous... does this mean that you are so georgous that everyone that sees you will drop dead. Thats alot of dead people I am surprised the world isnt underpopulated. hmmm.... new blog idea later entry.... keep coming back for more.... ummm well back to drop dead georgous... would this mean that you are so georgous that everytime you look in the mirror you drop dead? and seriously that would be major reincarnation on gods part. wow. hmmm also this would be bad because there would be major bruising for people because when they drop dead they will fall and hit their head or back or something. poor poor drop dead georgous people.... *moment of silence* 1...2... okay thats enough... moving on... hmm so if you have any suggestions to other meanings of this phrase just leave a comment!!! YAY!!!

Dead Sexy?

I have heard the phrase "dead sexy" all over the place. What does this mean? Does it mean you are sexy like a dead person? because if thats what it is saying I dont want to be dead sexy. EWW! unless dead people are really sexy! but still how can a dead person be sexy...? but on a positive note maybe you are so sexy that the person looking at you thinking you sexy is going to die from overdosing on your sexiness. I know weird but hey thats how my mind works. hmm these strange thoughts that come into my mind. I wonder about these things. If you are like me and wonder about these things this might have just clarified something for you, if not I probably just confused you more. Sorry for those whose minds arent twisted like gumbee. *laughs* MuAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes evil laughter. the best kind. Sorry off subject. well hasta luego.

The Circle of Life

Whether or not anyone would believe my crazy friends and I, Life is a circle. It is also Time. When you are experienceing all these feelings, pains, injuries, and seeing all that life has to give you, your body is truely walking in a circle. When ever you turn around and go the other way on this circle you are going back in time. If you cut across this circle you are going into the future and cutting years off your life. LOL I know that this theory is strange and unorthadox but thats how it is. Deal with it!